Knee Deep in Sweat

As I've mentioned, my mind tends to wander sometimes at work. Hence, the song of the day:

1. Now imagine me hearing this as sung by Boris Karloff as he performed the Grinch.
2. Now imagine me bopping along to the music in my head.
3. Now imagine I forgot to wear a belt to work -- and -- having lost a couple of pounds -- my shorts slipping down over my butt. Thank god I was wearing a long t-shirt. But it was a pain having to hike my shorts up over my hips every 10 seconds.
   

Not me. Not pretty.